Score: 4

"It's a luck game."

submission: Ultimate Assassin 2

date: June 14, 2009

It's a neat concept, really... but there's no pattern. It isn't about skill.

It's about hoping that the random-walking-around AI decides to make the target wander in a clear spot, hoping you can hit it, and then hide till the hole appears.

Why can't I study my target's pattern to learn that he goes to a certain spot, relatively alone, every 30 (game) seconds? Or how about the guard patterns? Why don't they have regular patrols.

You have to be lucky for the AI seed to make them wander in a position that works for you, and hope they stay in that lucky position long enough for the mission to end. An assassin is one who knows where his target will be and how to get there before anyone sees it.

Too much luck, really brings it down. Neat concept, bad execution.

Score: 7

"Decent puzzle game"

submission: Gravibounce

date: February 14, 2009

It's alright, kinda neat. One thing that made me double think on it, though, is that your height and speed doesn't matter in the slightest, even if you act like a rubber ball. So when I fell from the top of the screen and bounced, I expected to leap fairly high, rather than a tiny, unmodified bounce.

Not quite the point of the game, I'm aware, but it'd add a layer of strategy in some cases.

Score: 3

"Sorry, but spoonfeeding isn't tutorial"

submission: The Extreme RPG Tutorial

date: June 4, 2008

As the guy below said, this doesn't explain the code. The person, after the first few blocks of code, does not "know how to make the guy walk". He was spoonfed, which is to be avoided.

Score: 0

"Decent compilation, wrong delivery."

submission: ==Hentai Gallery 2==

date: November 14, 2007

A bit of a mixed review:
Content: Hentai/image-porn, sure. It can be nice to the perverted populace of the internet. I mean, it can visualize the impossible aspects that you'd never find in truth, or be a safer output of a potentially dangerous or taboo kink. The images within were pretty high quality, I'd say this much.
It's still just a bunch of hentai images, though, which one can find nearly anywhere.

Interactivity: The menu could probably look a bit better. Thumbnails, maybe?

Personal note: Maybe I'm just strange, but something an 18 year old isn't supposed to be able to view, by law, he shouldn't be able to post either. Still, it's a bit more open ended, I suppose, the way NG and other sites are set.

On another note, I'm going to assume that by your ages, you are not professional artists, and further, that the images have not been drawn and painted by yourselves. And I'm going to go on even more of a stretch and assume you did not, in fact, get permission from each artist to have their work displayed on a newgrounds compilation.

Essentially, you're posting someone else's work and you're not giving any credit or sources of where the original images come from.

I can't, in good conscience, support a work of plagiarism.

Score: 8

"Quite nice"

submission: DD : Advance

date: March 22, 2007

Nice usage of sprites.

Hehe, this kicks the crap out of my DD movies.

Score: 2

"A make-fun-of flash is not supposed to be painful"

submission: =Phoenix Wright Tribute=

date: December 2, 2006

Feel free to mock the fads, by all means. It can be entertaining and funny.

But why do you need to actually make it painful? It's the audio that forced me to not watch it all, to turn down my speakers and then simply close the flash. I've seen mockeries that are hillarious, but to have audio that snaps, crackles and pops my ears to bleeding point is not a flash I want to hear. It does not make it funny except in special cases, like once or twice in the lot of the movie.

Score: 4

"Is the goal of the game to survive...?"

submission: Pong remix v1

date: September 23, 2003

I know it should be to get 9-12 points, but, like the last pong game put on newgrounds, the computer is directly aligned with the ball. Give him an error margin and it could be worth it.

Score: 6

"A decent job"

submission: Tetris remix version 2

date: August 24, 2003

I can't give a really high score to a game that's been made, remixed, remade, modified, posted, published, flashed, C++ed, and other 50 000 times already, but it's a good job

Try making a new, original game, maybe..?